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⁃ Kurt is so smart. ⁃ Compared to what? A pot plant? ⁃ No, really. I would marry him, if he would be single. ⁃ First he would need to be gay. ⁃ It’s convertable. You can choose to be black. This is what people say: being gay is a choice. You chose to be…… Continue reading Untitled

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⁃ I hate songs with a long build up ⁃ It’s a story, a musical story. ⁃ Well its taking too fucking long to get to the first page.

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⁃ What are you getting me? ⁃ A cuddle. ⁃ I’ll take a cuddle. ⁃ You’ll have to wait, it’s not ready yet ⁃ Gotta warm up, I understand

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⁃ Are you on your own again? ⁃ She doesn’t need any help/… ⁃ …/She is master of all/… ⁃ …/Isn’t that right, Marija? ⁃ Oh, yeah… ⁃ That’s right, girl power.

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⁃ I think Alexa doesn’t understand my English. Alexa play Michael Jackson, play Cher, Alexa play Madonna. ⁃ … ⁃ Go back where you came from. ⁃ Hey Google is Glen gay. ⁃ Yes, secret. ⁃ Hey Google. Please tell me if George Peters is a homosexual. ⁃ No, but his boyfriend is.

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⁃ Happy to be back. ⁃ No, you are not. ⁃ What’s the word I am looking for? ⁃ Crap.

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⁃ I won lottery again! ⁃ Filth, you’re worth nothing, absolute scum.

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Dviejų bernų pokalbis: ⁃ Do you text her? – klausia. ⁃ She is nice girl, – ieško žodžių, – she has a nice personality… ⁃ Oh God, I know what that means.